A short (~15 sec, plus titles) but sweet (10 fps, stereo sound, a punchline)
animation. Put together in Deluxe Video. Successfully run on my machines:
a2000, 1M chip 4M fast, a1200 2M chip 4M fast, os3.0 on both. Minimum memory
required is a little over 1M of fast - the main body of the animation is
loaded into ram all at once for quick playback. Requires a filesystem big
enough to unpack it all onto, as well (~1.7M).

It's so big because it's full-screen.

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[generic]                  273     628  43.5% -lh5- e84c Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest.info
[generic]                97182  196476  49.5% -lh5- 10f5 Oct 24  1989 The Drinking Contest/DVPlayer
[generic]                 2157    4217  51.2% -lh5- 4536 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/Readme
[generic]                  994    2399  41.4% -lh5- a3b7 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/Readme.info
[generic]                 4241   20060  21.1% -lh5- 7421 Sep 10  1995 The Drinking Contest/The Drinking Contest
[generic]                 2343    9968  23.5% -lh5- b2e7 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/The Drinking Contest.info
[generic]                  189     608  31.1% -lh5- f26b Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/by
[generic]                 6200    7022  88.3% -lh5- 54d9 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/ClatterClatterClunkClunk
[generic]                45829   82522  55.5% -lh5- 47d4 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/DB7-GlugGlug
[generic]                15223   23654  64.4% -lh5- f82a Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/GurgleGurgle
[generic]                  707    1562  45.3% -lh5- 0ef6 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/JasonFonseca
[generic]                  510     788  64.7% -lh5- fef3 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/JCreds
[generic]                  888    1398  63.5% -lh5- 9746 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/LewisCreds
[generic]                  614    1566  39.2% -lh5- a840 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/LewisDAubin
[generic]                68702   84892  80.9% -lh5- 15b4 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/NeverSeenABot
[generic]                94808  121918  77.8% -lh5- 1ff0 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/obnox1
[generic]                59742   88554  67.5% -lh5- 2ab8 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/obnox2
[generic]                  964    2054  46.9% -lh5- 8033 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/OneMansJourney
[generic]                 4804   11008  43.6% -lh5- cf0a Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/ORP-hr
[generic]                  455    1392  32.7% -lh5- 4f04 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/PaulTrauth
[generic]                  805    1258  64.0% -lh5- 437f Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/PCreds
[generic]                  964    3470  27.8% -lh5- 3483 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/presents
[generic]                  275     436  63.1% -lh5- f0a6 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/QCreds
[generic]                  618    1662  37.2% -lh5- 3990 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/QuentinDumas
[generic]                22672   32034  70.8% -lh5- 2663 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/RD22
[generic]                 6675   11084  60.2% -lh5- db43 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/sandpaper
[generic]               168498  246850  68.3% -lh5- 3570 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/scene-a-composite-32
[generic]                87025  145932  59.6% -lh5- f74f Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/scene-b-composite-32
[generic]               107841  157610  68.4% -lh5- a2d1 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/scene-c-composite-32
[generic]               213391  317226  67.3% -lh5- bd7a Sep  8  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/scene-d-composite-32
[generic]                11598   13214  87.8% -lh5- 2fc3 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/ShovelSand
[generic]                 1402    3448  40.7% -lh5- 5d86 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/TheDrinkingContest
[generic]                12460   32190  38.7% -lh5- bbbd Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/Titlecard
[generic]                  318     716  44.4% -lh5- 35e7 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/Tools
[generic]                  927    1456  63.7% -lh5- 33b7 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/ToolsList
[generic]                26880   31588  85.1% -lh5- 108f Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/Uuuuurrrrrppp
[generic]                18194   22680  80.2% -lh5- 2ff5 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/WhackaBOOM
[generic]                 6920    7836  88.3% -lh5- 0e44 Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/Whoosh
[generic]                25234   29370  85.9% -lh5- 858d Sep  4  1995 The Drinking Contest/parts/YourTurn
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 Total        39 files 1119522 1722746  65.0%            Oct 21  1995