PAY-PER-VIEW
Hello my name is DEREK KEATING.You might remember me from such
animations as,"JOHN MAJOR THE TALKING PENGUIN", and the world famous,
"WHERE CAN I FIND A PACKIE SHOP", which has not been released yet.
I suggest using PPSHOW or any other fast viewer to view this
animation, because if you try and load it into something like Dpaint,
by the time it is loaded in you will have grown a beard the length of
MANCHESTER UNITEDS trophy list. Ppaint is great at loading in anims
at high speeds, it will load this anim in as fast as a Lada...........
....falling of a cliff tied to 26 elephants and ROBBIE COLTRAIN. Also because this animation is so complacated and power hongry, for the best viewing pleasure I suggest using nothing lower than a 680
40 40 mh with 10 megabites of ram and a svga moniter with a graphic card and 3d chip for the best resoluction and speed.
Also by watching this animation and sending away the tiny fee that is
kindly asked for, you increase your chances of been abducted by ALIENS
or the IRISH GOVERNAMENT. The seconds that are lost from watching this
anim are well worth getting back, because in the space of those
seconds you could do 1 or even all of the following, win the lottery,
write the lyrics of a TELLIE TUBBIES song or even be killed by falling
seagulls.
I would also like to boast that this animation contains no advertisement, or free advertisement for COCA-COLA the best drink in the world.I am also proud to say that this animation is pixol perfect,
which means for the faint hearted that there is 100% no cockups, no
pixols out of place and no spelling mistakes. This animation is also the first ever to defy the force of gravity. If you do happen to find a flaw in this ingeneous animation, please do not tell any
one and quietly kill your self.
GOVERNAMENT WARNING: If you watch this animation for too long, you may
start to experience strange happenings like, having nightmares of been
attacked by the 101 dalmations, or thinking that you are the fifth
beatle or even having hugh cravings for some HAGGIS covered in MARMALADE. Also if you sit to close to the screen while watching this
anim your eyes may start to rotate.
MY address if you wish to travel the universe for 1.00 or be intimidated by leprechauns is as follows,
61 DROMCARRA AVENUE,
JOBSTOWN,
TALLAGHT
DUBLIN 24
IRELAND
EUROPE
EARTH
SOL
MILKY WAY
UNIVERSE 6
COPYRIGHT: If you try and copy this animation, to make WORLD FAME, I will declare war on your country with the IRISH ARMY. 3/3/1916
This animation was brought to you in association with D P PROUDUCTIONS
The reason for this security is that I have spent many stress full, pain acking, blood swetting hours to bring ony but the best in entertainment to you still faithfull AMI-GATHWAYS.
P S
If you cannot read this text using some strange form of text shower try usins LEAST. A S C I I is the key.
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